March 2012
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igloofish:
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bellafrankenstein:
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nice
the old photo major friend agreed to model for me in my nude studies
which is something she has a good amount of experience with, both behind and in front of the camera
so its going to be a great collaboration
if the shoots ever actually happen, this should be a beautiful project
the crotch in my pajama pants just split open….
and these were a really comfy pair
:(
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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kerritheberry asked: thanks buddy :) i thought so too. no one else in my family appreciates my awesome qualities.
Watchprimeribofamerica:
sphynx cats are so cute and they are surprisingly soft!! the only thing that creeps me out about them though is the way their tails move. it looks so eerie without fur
I don’t want them to gain another yard. YOU BLITZ ALL NIGHT! If they cross the line of scrimmage, I’m gonna take every last one of you out. You make sure they remember, forever, the night they played the Titans.
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igloofish asked: awright. packin a suitcase. be there in 5. let's shoot.
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